Moaning Minnies disappointed by opening of Cambridgeshire Busway

Hey, where's the hell's the guideway, I lost it at Milton?

Opponents of the Cambridgeshire Busway aka 'The Misguided Bus' have apparently been pouring into their local hostelries to drown their sorrows following the announcement that the busway will finally open.

Their long indulgence in schadenfreude looks to be at an end now that the service is due to open.

So what will they do now?

Well maybe. Recently, Matthew Shuter, County Council cabinet member for enterprise, said: “Buses are not necessarily the best way to get people around, and they are not the way forward for us.”

What, not the way forward? This is just over two weeks before it opens its £116 £180 million gilded busway!

We know that they've just decided to cut bus subsidies, so perhaps buses are an embarassment to them now, and err well there is their gigantic overspend on the Gilded Bus to 'sort out'.

Apparently politicians are well versed in using reverse gear and the U turn. Neither manoeuvre is of course possible on the said guideway, in more ways than one.

Tim Phillips of CAST.IRON was unavailable for comment.

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Cantrill's Mega Mushrooms

Cantrill's Mega Mushrooms on Jesus Green

Ambitious councillor Rod Cantrill who took over the Parks and Open Spaces responsibility from fellow councillor Julie Smith, has been keen to build his green credentials.

Firstly he made sure he took full credit for the planting of trees on Midsummer Common and Jesus Green, although most of the preparatory work was done under his predecessor.

While hoping that the thorny issue of the Alexandra Gardens trees will quietly subside, he has been seeking to cement his green credentials.

He has recently introduced these mushroom shaped BBQ tables on Jesus Green. Unfortunately it looks like there may have been confusion by the hapless Council between metric and imperial units when they were ordered, the pictures of the new mushrooms, show some over 2m tall.

The decorative look did not exactly meet with universal public approval either. Residents groups claimed that they were not properly consulted over the colour scheme, prompting the Trees and Open spaces department to launch an immediate online public consultation. The Cambridge Nuisance has been told that the results are expected shortly.

Local blogger Richard Taylor has heavily criticised the Councils procedures. He Tweeted "Cantrill's massive mushrooms are another disaster cooked up for Jesus Green - he must explain what's gone wrong with the recipe"

Cllr Rod Cantrill was unavailable for comment.

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Lady Shona repents busway 'failure to meet promises'

Lady Shona

"I remember saying how good it would be" she said, rather wistfully "but looking at the timetable, it really isn't what we said it would be".

"I rather regret now being such a strident supporter of the system" she added.

Tim Philips, Chairman of the pro-rail group CAST.IRON laughed at length and said "well I told you so".

The Cambridge Nuisance has been given some figures of journey times from Cambridge to Huntindon over time. They aren't encouraging reading.

Fastest bus of the day (from 8th Aug 2011) between Huntingdon and Cambridge doesn't use the Guided Busway at all [6.30am Whippet in 61 mins Bus Station to Bus Station]

Historical comparisons:

1800   150mins by horse (1)

1849    55mins by rail (2)

1869    38mins by rail

1944    39mins by rail (3)

1959    36mins by rail

2002    55mins by bus (4)

2011    71mins by Guided Bus (5)

Notes.
1. This involves some pretty heroic assumptions about the horses.
2. Railway Station was then located across the river in Godmanchester
3. Emergency wartime timetable
4. By Hunts & District (later Stagecoach), the main operator
5. From Hunts railway station to Cambridge Drummer Street

Figures thanks to Brynley

Tim Phillips of CAST.IRON was unavailable for comment